You must be Marty McFly! ...No? Oh. Well, then, you shouldn't be here. Let's send you back...
Nah, s'okay. This is sanctioned, non-plutonium time travel, so no worries.
Now, let's not kid ourselves: I did write and take photos before I started this blog. For example, in 2006 I was posting to ... uh... Well, I guess I wasn't posting anywhere in high school. That doesn't mean I wasn't doing anything, of course. I started working at the Center for Hip and Knee Surgery in 2006, I was a newspaper and yearbook editor, and for all four years I was on TV for my school's Brain Game team. And in the fall, I was Father Wolf in the school's production of The Jungle Book. True story: the animal facepaint most of us used created a chemical burn that felt like it was burning our faces off. It still was a fun show.
And, you know, I wrote papers and stuff for class.
Go ahead, click through and do some time traveling. Just don't interfere with my mom and dad meeting for the first time.